|This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence. The black helicopters are not ^on their way.|
Posted by the Friendly Benevolent Internet poster
Clearly the previous author had no idea what he was talking about. Black (or African-American) helicopters have a completely innocuous purpose.
Seen in such videos as:
- Notorious B.I.G. "Mo Money, Mo Problems"
- P-Diddy "Been Around the World"
- Tokio Hotel Monsoon
Black Helicopters are hired by the artists because they cost a lot of money and Rappers enjoy spending copious amounts of money on pointless articles. The negative rumours regarding black helicopters can be attributed to music critics, Gorillaz,MTV, conspiracy theorists, and Daffy Duck.
As it turns out, Black helicopters are in fact regular helicopters that learned Ebonics.
And no matter what the top of the page says this is not a distraction while the real black helicopters are on their way.