Black power (gang)
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The Black Power are a New Zealand gang that believe that they are black and have power. At first some of them may appear black but they are really outcast kiwis angry at a third world social system that disallows their favourite sport being little boy fiddlers.
Apart from the aforementioned group, "Black Power" is also a human rights activist group that can, on average, produce upto 1000 watts per hour. 85 per cent of the United States' production of power is generated from the black stuff, which is less than the 100 per cent of everything that was produced by black power until the abolition of forced black power sometime in the nineteenth century.
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[edit] The Beginning
Black Power was formed by angry semi black outcasts angry at Britain because they did not realize muskets and blankets were not worth their country after they signed their deal to sell it over. It is believed that many of their members were and are gay and were predominantly Maori. In reality, Black Power embers simply take 24 hours longer in a tanning bath than we do, hence their appearance is black.
[edit] Black Power Today
Devoted to raping and pillaging the kiddy fiddlers (Black Power) have developed a system where they can find new corrupt members to join their affiliation. The New Zealand government has implemented a schooling system called NCEA which encourages failure in the school system by confusing students teachers and employers about what anyone actually knows.
Black Power member like to transfer to and from houses and enjoy their government funded relaxation time away in prison where they get to enjoy 3 meals a day and the comfort of having somewhere to sleep where you are less likely to take a shot to the head.
this is dumb because it makes no sense, wth are you people saying
[edit] Accomodation
Black Power like to buy up property in your local neighbourhood and call these Pads. Within this pad they will get discombobulated and block the odd passerby being teens and the children in the area caught alone while also providing a 24 hour source of drug supply.
[edit] Transport
Using the various 10, 20, and 50 cent coins that the Black Power members find under sofa pillows and the seats of other peoples vehicles they are, once a year, able to buy cheap cars of their own with a healthy ratio of 1 car to 50 members. This ownership traditionally lasts a week at the most, depending on the time it takes the collective owners to figure out that they can't rape it, intimidate it or afford to fill it with petrol.
