Blackmail

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We know what you did and we have pictures. If you want the negatives, please leave $10,000 US in a plain paper bag in the dumpster next to the Uncyclopedia offices on the next night after the next full moon. We will contact you with information on how to retrieve the key to the bus station locker where we will leave the negatives. Don't try to screw us around, we're watching you.

(A midget and a Boy Scout? Shame on you.)

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Good idea, it just needs to be expanded a bit.