Blah States

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George W. Blah
Two sheep from the Blah States

"Oh, blah can you blah, by the blah's early blah...."

~ Blah States National Anthem

The Blah States is the country where many Blahs live. It is ruled by George W. Blah who blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.


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Purple Mountain Blahs[edit]

Contrary to popular belief, the mountains in the Blah States aren't purple.

History of the Blah States[edit]

The history of the Blah States are divided into wars and the blahs between wars.

The Revolutionary Blah[edit]

The Blah States had an essentially bloodless Dance Dance Revolution Remix and broke off from Blahnada in the year 1777.75. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah General George Washingblah crossed the Blah River in the dead of night to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The Blah! of 1812[edit]

In 1812, Blah Blah Blah!ed, even before Blah Blah was born. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The Civil Blah[edit]

A war led by Ablaham Lincoln between Black Blahs and White Blahs that continues to this day. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, racism, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Dr. Martin Luther Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

World Blah I[edit]

Several Blah States all over the world decided to kill each other, so they did. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

World Blah II[edit]

Ablah Hitler inspired his Muslim Nazis to kill You, so they did. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

World Blah III[edit]

NUKEFEST!

Vietblah[edit]

Darwin lied, monkeys died.

The Future of Blah[edit]

The blah future of Blah looks very bleak. Over blah number of blah are blah blah blahing to blah the economy. By 20blah, Blah may be completely blahed, or just blah blah. Sometimes, Blah supposes Blah will live to see another blah, but that is pure specublahtion