Blarging

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This article is patent ED fucktard nonsense.
This, however, does not mean it isn't funny.


“Blarging makes me want to stab kittys

~ God on Blarging

“Vasoline and christmas is a bad combination”

~ Colonel Sanders on Blarging

“When me and my Uncle go camping he blargs me with his 11th finger and tells me to close my eyes”

~ Future Priest on Blarging

“Hey me too”

~ Michael Jackson on the above quote

“My uncle used baby oil”

~ the pope on the above quote

“My uncle didn't blarg me, but Mel Gibson did.”

~ Teenage Girl on the above quote

“I once got got blargged so hard I grew a penis”

~ Rosie O'donnell on blarging
"BLARG"! OWNED BITCH!

Blarging is a well known sport across the east coast of America. Although practiced only by small groups of high schoolers, Blarging has spread quickly.

Fact[edit]

Blarging hurts.

History[edit]

Blarging was created in the year 2009, created by a boy named Dillon Ladd. Blarging was created out of anger and randomness, thus the birth of Blarging.

This is how a pussie Blargs. Don't follow this example.

Rules of Blarging[edit]

  1. You must yell "Blarg" as loud as possible before slapping victim.
  2. You must slap really hard.
  3. Blarging must be random and unexpected. The victim must not know he/she is being Blarged.
  4. The shape of your hand should be imprinted on the victim's face.
  5. Have fun Blarging.

Blarging day[edit]

Every April 5th, a grand Blarging festivel is held in Connecticut, the birth place of Blarging. Think a really big moshpit but with everyone Blarging each other instead of punching. The next day everyone wakes up with red as fuck faces.

Safety[edit]

Children should never be Blarged as you may be arrested for the assault of a minor and first degree murder. Also, a child was suspended for "pussie" Blarging. Also, never Blarg the original Blarger or you will feel the wrath of the Blarging gods!

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