Blood Gulch Massacre

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[edit] The Great Masacre of The Blood Gulch

A long, long , long time in the future, in a bloody, gulchy place, an unusual battle occured. Two separate armies, known as the Blue Team and the Red Team, finally decided to announce peace with each other. Ironically, the peaceful meeting ended up providing the most casualties out of the entire war.

[edit] Who, What, Where, When, Why

It all began one Sunday in the distant future, some time after Tucker's "baby" was born. Both teams were having a peace meeting. This truce was arranged after Sarge and Kaboose realised that they have a similar disliking fo Griff. The peace meeting was progressing fine until Griff heard some "comments" involving him. In a blind rage, he marched off, however, Tucker's "baby" got in the way, so Griff kicked it out of the way. Tucker and Doc noticed this and so gave chase, but in the process they tripped over Kaboose, who had been laying on the floor because he thought it was raining aliens. Unfortunately, on his way down, Doc knocked Sarges shotgun out of his hands, and naturally, this angered him. Before anyone had time to think, the meeting was thrown into chaos, and this paid benefit to the Capture the Flag team who had been laying in wait to launch an attack. The whole encampment was at war. As far as records can show, Kaboose, Sarge and Donut were the only to escape the destruction of their teams.However, this retreat was soon halted when they heard a series of explosions from the battlefield, turning round, they see a olive armoured figure charging towards them. All that is known about this figure is that he must have been rather full of himself as he kept referring to himself as "the chief" in third person. "The Chief" made short work of Kaboose and Sarge, meanwhile, allowing Donut to escape, believing that it was a girl donning the pink armour. "The Chief" then left, telling Donut that he had a war to finish and so he was on his way to meet some new allies. Several weeks later, Donut was found dead, thought to have died from shock, found with a letter in his hand, explaining how he has had a straight wedding arranged from him. This "Chief" may or may not have survived, and may or may not have survived his war which he had to finish, however, it is believed that "The Chief" will publish his story in the near future.

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