Blue

• The colour of weird, mutant dogs with spots
• The colour of Thursday, at certain times, in the right conditions
• The colour of the sky at night

I like BLUEberry muffins. See what i did there? yeah? see it? yeah?

• The colour of Bloo (DUH!).
• The colour of Orlando Bloom's boxers
• The colour of sadness
• The colour of wild, unsubstantiated claims
• The color of wild, unsubstantiated claims
• The colour of wild, unsubstantiated clams
• The colour of awesome
• The Offical Colour Of Masturbation. (Maxim Magazine)
• The color of this link that you don't know exists since everything in this article is blue
• The colour of the Decepticon Party
• The name chosen by the remaining musicians after some members of Deep Purple formed Simply Red
• What you get when you cross a llama with an antelope
• The colour of Christmas without you.
• The colour of large bodies of water. (Doesnt work with small ones.)
• The opposite of blue is red and the next door neighbour of blue is Mr. Smith
• Blue is also one of the coolest people ever, she rawks my sawks and if you have ANY decency, you'll bow down to her. She inspired me to write stuff so she owns your piñata!
• The color of Elmo.
• The sworn enemy of the colour Red
• The flavor that is Ray
• the team with Caboose, Church, Tex, and Tucker on it
• The color of Sonic the Hedgefrog|Sonic the Hedgefrog.
• my cat duh!!!
• the color of that house on red street.
• the name for when you're feeling HAPPY!!!
• The name of that song by I Feel 65

[edit] The perfect shade of Blue

According to the legend of "DONUT DONUT!!!!!" (roughly translates into "wet school") once a Teacher (some legends refer to him as Mr. Coons) was painting his classroom, accidentally mixing two blues together, he had made the most perfect shade of blue, upon painting the room, he looked at it. The perfect shade of blue genie came out of the wall. It granted the Teacher Coons 3x10^-1 wishes. He used this wish wisely, and asked for 3x10-1 bags of rice to be given to poor people. Isn't that nice? After that, the teacher went on ebay and sold the blue to Al Gore so he could finally become president. Nevertheless, the dumb bastard wished to have a cult following instead.

[edit] Origins of Blue

All that is known about the origins of blue is that it is created in the red factory, which, as the name suggests, creates all the blue in the world. Rumours suggest it is located somewhere near Narnia. It is a huge box-shaped building, fittingly painted blue and regularly sends out top-up cartridges of blue around the world to ensure a balanced amount of blue is correctly applied globally. Before its construction in the early 1800s, there was no pure blue in the world and anything including blue are all actually "not-blue", which is similar to blue, so similar in fact, that you don't notice it. Actually recent studies show that blue did not actually exist. Thanks the French for coming up with "bleu" such as their (stinky) cheese and the Cordon Bleu school for culinary arts (i.e. snails, horse meat, garlic and piss as a cooking sauce). C'est toubon! Bon appetit.

[edit] I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Yo listen up here's a story, About a little guy that lives in a blue world; And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue, like him, inside and outside; Blue his house with a blue little window, And a blue corvette, And everything is blue for him, and himself, And everybody around, 'Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to.... im blue here

A common disambiguation about this song is that it may say "I'm Blue, if I was green I would die." This very well may be the case; however, all records of the original context of the song were obliterated when the Soviet Union came to power. Few go so far as to say that the song was a hidden message written by the Blue People of the Sea in an attempt to speak out against the terror of the Earth people. Or maybe it really is just gibberish.

[edit] See also

• Great Depression
• Blue
• Things that look like links but aren't
• Red Vs Blue
• I'm blue dabba dee dabba die.
• Blue, I'n blue, with heartache and heartache...
• Blues music.
• Blue Man Group
• Blue Screen of Death
• Labatt Blue beer
• Toronto Blue Jays owned by Labatt Co.
• Los Angeles Dodgers "the Blue Crew".
• Blue's Clues
• Things that have nothing to do with this page