Blue Elmo
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“Little do the Uncyclopedians know that all the slanderous filth on the Elmo page was written entirely by me! Muhahahahaha!!!”
~ Blue Elmo on Elmo
Blue Elmo is Elmo's evil twin, notorious for committing strange and terrible acts disguised as his brother Elmo, in attempt to ruin Elmo's reputation. So far, his plans are a success. He also ran for president in 1587 and became president in 1588.
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[edit] History
Blue Elmo was born and raised in Sesame Street along with Elmo. However, he was severely abused as a child, leaving him incredibly miserable and ornery. In his teenage years, he decided to take out his fury on the world. More importantly, he decided to take the most of his wrath out on Elmo. Ever since, Blue Elmo has led an awful and corrupt lifestyle, taking pictures of himself dressed as Elmo doing all sorts of vile acts, leaving Elmo the target of ridicule. The most shocking part of all this is that few people even know that it's Blue Elmo causing such controversy. In fact, almost everybody thinks it's Elmo.
[edit] List of Blue Elmo's Vile Acts
- Forming a subculture known as the Elmos.
- Appearing in a string of bondage flicks under the screenname of "Ron Jeremy."
- Feeding crack to underage kittens.
- Joining the Nazi party and claiming it was Elmo, not him.
- Eating sweet, plump, scrumptious...babies.
- Getting his brother Elmo addicted to goat crack.
- Raping Luxembourg.
- Convicted of assasinating Mr. Snuffleupagus
- Completely destroying the original Elmo article.(But the good news is that an old one is back on track, Watch out petes bete!)
- Saying The Forbidden Word
- Suicide bombing an Orphanage
What a fuzzy little terrorist!
[edit] Recent Years
With each scandal, Elmo was successfully framed for each one, much to Blue Elmo's sadistic delight. To this day, this sick, twisted, horrible muppet's planning his next act for the sole purpose of offending the public and and ruining Elmo's life. Even so, Blue Elmo has apparently been on "evil-doing hiatus" during the last few months. According to the BBC, he has finally realised that he's been giving Elmo a bad name for no reason. According to other sources, though, he has not left continuing his evil activities out of the question. Rumor even has it that he's writing a book called "Liberals Are Commies" under the pen name of "Definitely Not Blue Elmo." However, nobody quite knows for sure what this degenerate muppet is really up to.
[edit] Blue Elmo Today
Blue Elmo has now realized that he doesn't need to frame Elmo to be famous. Now he thinks he should rape several women in order to have fame. His first successful rape was with Jessie of Team Rocket and got her pregnant (she is currently in her 7th month). Now he plans on raping NiGHTs, Princess Peach, Prairie Dawn, and Abby Cadabby.
