Blue whale
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The blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus) is a very big (and I mean VERY BIG!) mammal, but, this article is not on the animal, this is about a recently declassified document delivered to one of my contacts by a high ranking US Navy official (who has to remain unnamed) about the Blue Whale project.
[edit] History: What is Blue whale
Blue whale is a submersible development of the US Navy designed for recon missions and undetected troop transport to costal locations. Designed in the early 1970's by a secret navy division (details unknown). The blue whale sub looks identical to the animal from which it takes its name, it even moves in the same way. Even more of a surprise is that 25% of the blue whale population is really the submersible, that’s a staggering 2500-3500 units in operation as of 2005.
[edit] Fetures
The blue whale contains a 10 small 1 man fast attack vessels called dolphins and 5 larger 2 men vessels called minkie which are deployed from the 'mouth' and are used to defend the sub if it comes under attack.
