Boba Fett

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“I think my father hated me. Boba means silly girl in spanish. And Fett means fat in german. Do I look I look like a fat silly girl to you dad? ”

~ Boba Fett on Jango Fett

“Boba Fett is undoubtedly the worst bounty hunter I've ever heard of. ”

~ Commodore James Norrington on Boba Fett

“But he has heard of me. ”

~ Boba Fett on Commodore James Norrington

“I AM THE FETTE THE BIG BAAD FEETE THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!”

~ Boba fette on ripping off dog the bounty hunter

“...And NO DISINTEGRATIONS!!!”

~ Darth Vader on Boba Fett's use of excessive force

“ Purple Rain.”

~ Boba Fett on his Red and Blue Lightsabers

“SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!”

~ Achmed the Dead Terrorist on Boba Fett only speaking two lines in episode five.

“Neither of us say very much...neither of us do very much...but everyone thinks we're such badasses. Yeah...”

~ Darth Maul on Boba Fett

Boba Fett, also known as Robert 'Bubba' Fett or Bobby Feet, is an eighty-seven year old redneck bounty hunter and part-time actor. He specializes in rugged, villainous roles, and takes payment exclusively in road kill. He is most famous for his self-titled character in the original Star Wars trilogy.

boba fett beta kis my Fu***** ass coz im well kwl and fitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!

[edit] Treading the boards

With his new-found confidence, Boba began to excel in all manner of activities. One of his favorite pastimes (apart from courtin' his sister) became acting. Upon a particularly fine performance as Dark Helmet in the school rendition of Space Balls, Boba was noticed by tyrannical Jedi knight George Lucas, who cast him as the now infamous bounty hunter in his blatant rip-off Star Wars movies. Understandably, Boba made the role his own, and has since enjoyed a cult following.

[edit] Music Career

Before the Forminion Wars Boba was a Hip-Hop star his most famous song was Bobalicious:

Bobalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my bounty so they get their pleasures from my corn rows You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't cheesy I got reasons why I kill'em Jedis they just come and go like My Girl friends Bobalicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow hyper flash radar beams (zeeeeeeee) That puts them sith on shock, shock And they be lining down the star quadrant just to watch what I got from tatoine(four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them sith on shock, shock) So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got from tatoine) Bobaicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) Bobalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- Bobalicious definition make them boys go crazy They always claim they can pown me Comin' to me call me Bubba I'm the B to the U, B, B the A And can't no other hitman put it down like me I'm Bobalicious My body stay nutricious I be up in the death star just working on my fitness He's my witness I put Darth Vader on shock rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them sith on shock, chock So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got from tatoine) Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some hydro quaques Maybe then you'll get a squaque I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be maced and crazy It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you fazzy All the time I turn around always troopers gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh) I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your jedis And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how Jabba wanna eat it But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele Cuz' they say she Delicious But I ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious I blow hydro beams (jheeeeeeeeeeee) That puts them sith on shock shock And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got) Four, tres, two, uno My body stay vicious I be up in the death star just working on my fitness He's my witness (oooh wee) I put yo' boy on rock rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

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[edit] Filmography

• Star Wars: The Umpire Strikes Out
• Star Wars: Return Of The Yeti
• Star Wars: The Bedroom Adventures
• Star Wars: The Bedroom Adventures II, The Condom Wars
• Star wars: Return of the Two Towers of the Fellowship of the Ring Clone
• The Star Wars Christmas Special
• The Star Wars Fourth Of July Special
• The Star Wars Kwanzaa Special
• The Star Wars Ramadan Special
• The Star Wars Hanukkah Special (Co Starring Adam Sandler)
• The Star Wars Lent Special (Spoiler: He gave up disintegrations)
• The Star Wars Festivus Special
• The Star Wars Tet Special
• The Star Wars Bodhi Day Special
• The Star Wars Nuclear Day Special (broadcast exclusively in Iran)
• The Star Wars Talk Like A Pirate Day Special
• The Star Wars Bastille Day Special
• The Star Wars Labor Day Special
• The Star Wars Armistice Day Special
• The Star Wars Arbor Day Special
• The Star Wars Jeopardy Special
• The Star Wars Flag Day Special
• The Star Wars Boxing Day Special
• The Star Wars Feast of Maximum Occupancy Special
• The Star Wars Canada Day Special
• The Star Wars We Don't Need A Reason To Party Day Special
• The Star Wars File Sharing Enterprize
• The Phantom Of The Outhouse
• I Know What You Did With Your Cousin
• Eatin' Fried Chicken Wit' Yo' Mamma
• Assault Of The Cluns
• Revenge of the Sh*t
• There's Something About Yoda
• Sacrifice: Life of a Mando
• Smells Like Chewbacca
• Star Wars Play Download Festival