Bodger and Badger
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Bodger and Badger was a controversial, and at times confrontational childrens TV series which was first broadcast in 1989 and continued up until the tragic Mashed Potato murders of 2000. The Mashed Potato murders were dramatised in the infamous movie Never Far Away, which came out briefly in 2001 but was pulled from cinemas shortly after.
In the opening statement of the series Bodger and Badger claim that they are "never far away". In the light of recent research conducted by Mousy and I, we have uncovered that this is the first, and perhaps most telling of a series of lies that riddle the entire show, and reveal it to be a conspiracy of gargantuan proportions.
[edit] The Conspiracy Explained...
One of the first and most startling facts I came across on this journey (if you will), was that the mashed poatato which Bodger supposedly loves so much is in fact simply a metaphor for the negative prison mentallity that has been controlling this planet from day one. Every time bodger is about to truly express his five dimensional self, Badger is only too quick to put a mash potato ending to his sentiment. What kind of brain washing effect do you think this has on the children that watched this show?
A recurring theme in the show is the number of levels present in all its aspects. For example the manipulative underworld, literally expressed as the mouse den under the house, and all the secret passages that Badger is able to fit through throughout the house (usually with the result of springing up and attacking the beaten-down, world weary, tiresome figure of Bodger (with the symbolic mashed poatato as ever)).
And what of the secret underworld inhabited by mousey, that badger is only too keen to exploit? Think about how much of an out come these scenes tend to have on the general "plot" in most episodes. Just what subliminal effect is this having on our children?
Not to mention the powerful symbolic effect of badger actually EATING Mr Smart's kids. This is surely a symbolic transmutation of the western world's attempts at population control, and survival of the fittest mentallity.
I have been lucky enough to have have been shown a door into this realm by a very brave woman, namely Mousy. She was inspired by the first whistleblower (Mrs Dribble) and has come clean about her involvement in this debauched underworld.
[edit] Witnesses
- Bodger and Badger Bodger and Badger have made appearances on stage and in court. There would've been more stage appearances, but ever since the incident where Badger got very hungry and 'mistakenly' assumed there was lots of mashed potato in the audiences, managers have not exactly been forthcoming with stage invitations.
- Mrs Dribelle - has been called as a character witness in the ongoing court cases several times.
- Mr Smart - owns of the house next to Bodger's. Has a dislike for badgers, especialy when Badger messes up his garden and eats his kids.
[edit] See also
Barmy British Stuff 
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