Boiko is a fictitious character in the Bulgarian folklore. He is described as prehistorical superhuman, who is not a myth, but walks amongst us today. He is born before the recorded history, but the scientists believe that he is one the creators. His favorite hobbies are martial arts, Karate and Tennis, and all of the rest. In the fairytale he changed over 100 Bulgarian words to 'boiko' , including the words 'positive' and 'negative,' causing mass confusion.
Boiko is also known as Bate Boiko. Some Kabbalistic writings describe the mystical word "Bate", as one that makes you strong as Boiko, but in that magical realm this is impossible. When summoned, he can grant riches, the power of discovery and ingenious invention.
Boiko has created the time. In fact he decides what time is it now.
There is no evolution, just some creatures spared by Boiko!
Santa Claus was real, before he lost Boiko's present.
Boiko has counted to infinity many times.
Boiko is the one, who won several tennis games against a brick wall!
Bate Boiko was on Mars, as a result there is no life form anymore!
The cages in the Zoo are used for protecting animals from bate Borisov!
The first beaten person by Borisov is the OB of his mother - Warning: Never touch Boiko's ass!
Boiko have been dead for 10 000 years, just the grim reaper is afraid to tell him.
Mityo Pishtova said that he has slept with 5000 girls. For Boiko this is just a boring Tuesday.
Boiko is fan of PFC Levski Sofia. The sole reason it still exists.
Bate Boiko is very popular in Bulgaria and there is new word in Bulgarian language - Boikophrenia.
"I never said most of the things I said."
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
"Be my friend... then they will fear you"
"I will find you" - is often cited as inspiration for the Terminator movies and Schwarzenegger's most memorable quote "I will be back"
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