Boiko Borisov

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[edit] Boiko Borisov

Boiko Borisov is well known ancient Bulgarian mythical creature, who isn't fiction - He exist and nowadays. The date of his birth isn't known, but the scientist thinks that he had created the world. His favorite sports are the martial art Karate and Tennis. He always tries to destroy PFC Levski Sofia. The first he did against the football team is the establishing of the popular club Bate Borisov. Boiko is also known as Bate Boiko. Some occultists thinks "Bate" mean some magical word, which spelling makes you strong as Boiko, but in the science this is impossible.

Bate Boiko is soooo popular in Bulgaria so there is new word in Bulgarian language - Boikophrenia.

[edit] Facts

There isn't evolution, just some creatures spared by Boiko!

Boiko is the one, who won on tennis against the brick wall!

The cage in the Zoo are using for protecting animals from mr. Borisov!

The first beaten man by Borisov is the accoucheur of his mother - Conclusion: Never beat the Boiko's ass!

Bate Boiko was on Mars, because of that there isn't life form!

Boiko have been dead since 10 years, just the grim reaper is afraid to tell him.

Santa Claus was real, before to lost Boiko's present.

Mityo Pishtova said that he have fucked 5 000 women in his whole life. For Boiko this is just a boring Tuesday.

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