Bon Jovi

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Jon Bon Jovi is the leading rock and roll authority on how to satisfy women with his pouty lip, his amazing hair, and his ever-changing movie line-up. Jon and his band made it big when he scored the huge hit "Runaway" in 1983. Yes, it made some of us wish to really runaway. Runaway from the hot hair band about to corrupt women's idea of sexy forever. Who knew a 5'8" guy from Jersey could do this? When you enter a concert with Jon BonJovi playing in the front, I swear you can smell women getting hot for him! There is great debate on whether or not Jon can actually sing, or if he has everything lip-synced down to a science.

Bon Jovi the band has released many albums including: Richie Sambora, 4313.333° Celsius, Rough When Dry, New York, Lose the Atheism, Those Weeks, Flatten, Boing, This Right Feels Wrong, Don’t Have a Bad Day, Found Runway,

And they have also made the following singles: Walkaway, She Definitely Knows Me, In and Out of Hate, The Easiest Part is the Morning, Just Friendly, Loud Morning, You Give Hate a Good Name, Dyin’ On a Sacrifice, Not Wanted Alive or Dead, Always Say Hello, Good Antibiotics, Made to be Your Man, I Won’t Be Here for Him, Lay Your Body On Him, Dying in Heaven, Lose the Atheism, Bed of Nails, In Those Legs, I’ll Wake Up When I’m Alive, I Doubt, Wet City, Never, I’ll Never Be Monday Morning, This is a Hate Song, Nothing for the Pain, Tell the Truth to Me, Those Weeks, Hey Devil, Fake Death, It’s not my Life, Say it is true, You’re Welcome for Hating Me, Two Crazy Mornings, Neverday, Understood very well, Not about Hatin’ You Balls, Boing, Don’t Have a Bad Day, Who Says You Can Go to a Hotel, Go Away, Wherever You’re Going, (You Don’t Want to) Remember, Found Runway, Till We Know Each Other, Autumn,

Dang they're good. Almost as good as Aerosmith. I mean seriously, what other band that lasted 20+ years could have been formed by a teenage hippie who worked as janitor in a radio station?

However, despite all acheivements, Bon Jovi is still completely owned by David Bowie.