Boner

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“I was thinking about the episode where Boner runs for class president. His name was... BONER!”

~ Adam West on boner

“Boners? My favorite!. Yes please!”

~ Angel Vettorazi on Boner
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Artist rendering, later joybuzzed to death.

Boner is a reference to the failed coup of The Joker to harass Gotham City in 1951 (or what's considered in the ancient text to be "Present Day" if you wanna be a dick about it). Police reports state that the suspect Joker was committing a terrorist act on Gotham Square by killing the power at the electrical plant and stealing all the lightbulbs from the signs.

It should be noted that the suspect had a history of mental illness due to being submerged into a vat of toxic chemicals used to make both yellow Lego pieces that don't fit anywhere, and the plastic caps on the ends of shoe laces. In the process of committing this crime, two openly homosexual vigilantes, known by the public as Batman & Slave, were in the vicinity and managed to put an end to the crime by beating the suspect with polymer dildos they had been concealing in their belts. After being tied up and hung from a building by the duo, it was soon discovered by the fire department (who had to cut him down) that Joker was "aroused and appeared very happy".

But paramedics noted that the arousal, from now on to be referred to as "Boner" was quote "Not that impressive". Reporters had a field day and immediately posted headlines mocking the "Boner". It was later revealed in his autobiography "What Are You Smiling At?" that Joker immediately went to Wayne Enterprises for special implants to correct the problem.

BONER is also an acronym for the new Bipartisan Organization for National Economic Recovery, an attempt to get the Elephant and Donkey parties to agree on a stimulus package. The problem is that elephants' and donkeys' packages like to be stimulated in different ways, and any effort to compromise on economics is, well, a major boner.

The idea is that the BONER package will stimulate the economy... ah hell, let's just get it out of our systems, shall we?

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There, are you happy? What are you doing searching for boner anyway? Oh, so you thought it would Redirect to Erection, did you? Well, it doesn't. We wanted to be a bit more clever, however, so instead it goes to some poor forgotten page partially concerning some obscure comic book joke on the internet along with some other random crap that we thought was a good idea to write about. So yeah.

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"Boner is a reference to the failed coup of The Joker to harass Gotham City" ... No need to be a dick about it, this is a good idea. A few different concepts going on, just needs a bit more of an erection)