Bontempi
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Bontempi formerly MinusCircus, formerly "Gerry and ths Snuff Children" formerly "GashMagnet" were a Irish band from the turn of the 21st Century. A misspelling of the French phrase for "good times," Bontempi made its mark playing in the Chipshops of Dublin. In 1998 the three band members, Gerry, Spunky and Gandalf, got together at their local Ironmongers's place and enacted the greatest 4 minutes in music of all time, a song called "Nous Dormons Ensemble." Today they are considered three of the most unconventional musicians of the post punk era, or any other time. Their sound has been coined "confused-orientation rock."
[edit] Quotes
- "I'd surrender to them any day, if you know what I mean." - Q
- "From my personal experience I can tell you that Bontempi has a very gentle, rhythmic and pleasurable style. And I like their music too." - Angelina "Rocksteady" Mongbucket
- "I was never the same after I experienced Bontempi. Physically...or emotionally." - NME
- "They were nice boys. They let me take pictures of them." - Gary Glitter
- "They were too nice, they violated me in ways people should not, it hurt but the video was amazing!" - B.P. Fallon
- "All together now!" - O.J. Simpson
[edit] Discography
- Ponce de Leon's Horse (1999)
- ...Baby One More Time (2001)
- Nous Dormons Ensemble (2003)
- Gerry's night in gaye Paris (2004)
- Oh Chimney (The World Must Never Know) (2006)
