Book of Revelation
The Book of Revelation is an erotic novella that describes the end of the world. The main characters are a dragon and a pregnant woman,and Ronnie Corbet,whose children the dragon is trying to eat. Other characters include Ray mears,Ron Jeremy and your mom
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Each character in the novella symbolises the different plagues that will befall mankind when the end-times are here listed in order of pain: Dragon- Death by sandpaper Ron jeremy- Death by bumming (without lube) Ronnie corbet- Death by someone re write it i'm bored In Semptember of 2000, scientists and theologians at CERN were able to isolate the date and probable identities of the main players at the Apocalypse by bombarding Greek Religious Iconography with nuclei from Absinthinium atoms.
“Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. They taste great with Teriyaki sauce, maybe a little bit of butter, with mashed potatoes on the side.”
To the surprise of most Christian child-eating boxing fans, it turned out that Lennox Lewis is actually a pregnant woman. Once this had been established, the identities of the other character's quickly fell into place. The Beast of the Land was found to be Jimmy Carter, the Beast of the Sea was found to be Cher, and the other beast were found to be two palm trees in Florida, But that's not important right now.