Bordello
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Bordellos are small, shy, Eastern European mammals that eat ants and quiche. They have hard plates of horn on their backs and when threatened by danger can curl up into a torus. Bordellos also use sleight of hand to confuse preditors and when backed into a corner, sing Michael Bolton songs for protection.
Bordellos are gregarious creatures and are one of the only animals, except humans, found to indulge in loud, continuous and energetic sex where pleasure and not reproduction seems to be the goal.
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