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Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Boswellox.


This is a chemical made up invented by dermatologists and/or cosmopolitans that real scientists are calling "Utter Shite". It was created to put in wrinkle cream which 4 and 3/4 women use. It is very dangerous and is believed to cause severe 'money loss' and will most likely result in some sort of usage. KEEP AWAY FROM THIS PRODUCT. If you know anyone currently using this product, meh (see number 21).

also Steven merchant the member of the ricky gravies show has recently added a new meaning to the work as in this site is boswellox. it means the object or person it is aimed at is talking or is complete nonsense and might an attempt to get a reaction from you.

Things which do not contain the offending chemical[edit]

  1. Snow
  2. Paint
  3. Dogs
  4. Stu
  5. Cheese
  6. Frogs
  7. England
  8. Space
  9. Tissue Paper
  10. Toilet Water
  11. Expensive Boswellox Products
  12. The Queen
  13. Fred
  14. USB Memory Devices
  15. Keep Left Signs
  16. KFC
  17. Sauce
  18. Rare Metals
  19. Red Jelly
  20. The letter Q