Botox
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Like Aspartame, Botox was originally developed as a nerve agent. Civilian uses for both products were only investigated once their use in military applications had been shown ineffective.
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[edit] Would You Like Some Effects on the Side?
Botox is produced by the drug company Allergan. It is highly addictive, and this has led to drug company has been accused of profiting from unnecessary sales. Other drugs produced by Allergan include the blockbuster ‘Crack’ which came to prominence after it was widely used by the US government in an attempt to cure poverty.
[edit] Here comes the science...
A recent survey of women revealed that....
| Botox is vital in the modern world because men look on women as breeding commodities who they plead to be allowed to do up the jacksey because they are all gay and breasts remind them of buttocks. |
Another Botox victim replied that...
| Botox is an extension of the process of getting dolled up for a party. That's the truth, so you don't need to say anything smartarse. Stop judging me..... (interviewee breaks down crying for about 40 minutes) |
Obviously women have no place talking about science. A genuine scientist (one with a white coat and glasses) explained the real reasons behind the rise of Botox.
| Ze vimin, zey use zis botox so zey can look like little childrens. Zen all zey hav to do is find a man zat vants to, how you say, HUMP zem? Zen zey tell him he is child molester. Ze vimin, zey love to terrorise ze man. Zey will stop at nussink to make his life a misery. |
[edit] If you have had Botox you...
- Have too much money for your own good
- Are Ugly
- Are vain
- Are a crack head
- Are not a rocket scientist
- Look worse than you did before, because you have poison in your face
[edit] 15 Minutes of Fame
Famous Botox users have included:
