Bowel Movements
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According to the latest archaelogical excavations, bowel movements were invented in Egypt sometime during the Tang Dynasty, just before Joan Collins joined the cast.
This invention is believed to be directly responsible for:
- world peace
- Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals
- The Teletubbies
- Nude figure-skating
- Margaret Thatcher
- John Howard
- Wombats
When Monty Python expressed itself with disengorged genius upon the porcelain pomposity that was the highly esteemed invention of Sir Thomas Crapper, 'bowel movements became very very trendy things to do amongst the constipated classes of England.
