The term "boxhead" refers to anyone who has the the highly contagious disease "cubic cranium".
The first known human to contract this disease was Canadian teen Michael Michaud. It is not known how he got it, but it is suspected he contracted it from having "relations" with fellow Canadian teen Ryan Cathers. For unknown reasons, Ryan Cathers was immune completely to the effects of "cubic cranium". The most widely believed theory is that he is Harry Potter's alias, and used his wizard magic to stop the flow of the disease.
"Cubic Cranium" may be contracted several different ways.
- As a sexually transmitted disease.
- Extreme exposure to radiation.
- Watching a Barbra Streisand movie.
- Contact with a disease carrier.
- Reading this article.
The three symptoms of "Cubic Cranium" are:
- Reshaping of the skull and jaw into a cube-like form.
- Reduced brain activity.
- Growing a gay Orlando Bloom mustache.
You might as well not read this as you have contracted the disease by reading this article, but for the sake of others (and in order to keep my medical license) I must write them anyway. The only way to prevent Cubic Cranium is when in sight of one of the infected, you must remove all articles of clothing, place a noose around your neck, and do the hokey pokey. DO NOT under any circumstances, forget to turn yourself around!
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