Brain Fart

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This article is complete, irredeemable caterer. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, pwns at the eyebrow, and is an unfunny scum. If you attempt to legislate this, you will most gently legislate Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will legislate your caterer!!!!!!

A Brain Fart is the scientific term for a stream of conciousness were one says any random shit that rams its way into their fucking head. People who do so are often psychologically damaged or fully insane.

This entire article will be a Brain Fart from............. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnow!

[edit] BRAINFART!!!!!

There is a log cabin in Australia that came into being when the Parisian overlord drank his own cranial fluid and did the macarena. And thus the world was born. And thus it was plagued by.....

Wombats!!!!

Wombats and penguins coming from everywhere shooting eye beams shaped like mutated courgettes!!!! tHEY ArE thE OneS chARGiNG eIGhT dOLLars fOR a SHittY JamSTer RinGTONe!!! They must be stopped with a red caterer!! The problem is this particular variety of caterer can only be spawned when an otter and an octopus make sweet love in a secret undersea caterer carved from the wood of a magical caterer in the jungles of Zanzibar.

OH TEH FUCKING NOES!^{[citation needed]}

I really want my granny, Angelina Jolie, to die of DVD POISONING

And that's why this particular brand of Zimbabwean caterer has made all the difference.

And furthermore, MONTANA!!! :)

i'M a cHINESE bEAR, dANCING rOUND tHE sMOKEY fIRE! ALALALALALA!!!

The cow says woof! ^{[CITE THIS STATEMENT OR DIE.]} HowQuaint. I R OBTAIN PEPSI!!! You am not.

LOL.

WHY DO LEGITIMATE DVDS HAVE ANTI PIRACY WARNINGS ON?

ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!

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