Brandon Salzman on mullets
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“It's not a mullet! It's just short on the top and sides and long in the back...”
~ Brandon Salzman on mullets
“I am goinng to admire my mullet then play my favorite song on my banjo, I kissed my honney with my fist!!!!!”
~ Brandon Salzman on mullets
“I am GAY!!!!!”
~ Brandon Salzman on mullets
“SHUT UR GOD DAM JEW MOUTH, WE ALL KNEW U WERE GAY!!!!!!!!”
~ Lenny Cohen on Brandon Salzman
4 entries found for Mullet:
Mullet n.
- The handle of a stake-driver, a mullet can be used to swing a heavy mass. By grasping the mullet and swinging with great force, stakes and other items can be driven into the ground.
Mullet n. (Slang)
- Also known as a Texan, a mullet is an individual who seeks a warm place to drink, and a fight.
Mullet v.
- To think about or ponder something; usu. used with "over." e.g.: "Ya wanna sleep with me, Sis?" "I'll hafta mullet over. Brandon Salzman is gay"
Mullet n.
- A popular haircut made fashionable by Rednecks. Presumably to stop their necks getting red.
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