Bratwürstchen

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Long thought to be a secret recipe for a most famous elixir, the fabled secret perfect German beer, Bratwürstchen is actually MD 20/20. The orange jubilee kind, specifically. A favorite of people from the continent of Africa, MD is a super fluid on par with water, invented 1066 by Nostradamus. MD 20/20 is so popular because of the range of uses it is available for, including, but not excluding, drink, drunk, brake fluid, dishwasher detergent, airplane fuel, depressant, a tasty beverage mixer, household cleaner, antioxidant, breathing, colonic fluid, gutter cleaner, thickener for cakes and pies, paint remover, paint applier, anti-depressant, mood enhancer, beauty fluid, pool chemicals, and a standard sterilizing agent in most famous hospitals and cafeterias. It is sold at the corner liquor market, past the shell casings, around the corner for the third crack house on your left, up Coke alley, and behind the Wal-Mart Super center above you. It is a noted favorite drink of Christopher Walken II, the famed cyborg half-brother of Christopher Walken, General in the Army of the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, and leader of the 5th Battalion in the great Second FatBurger War. Christopher Walken II is quoted as saying, "It quiets the voices, and helps the children’s toes just slide down my throat like so much apple pie." Goes well with Halls.

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