Brave New World

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“A book containing more absudities then what I ever wrote...and I was the one they decided to deport...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Brave New World

“How weird yet erotic it is for me to be informed on every single subject on Unclyclopedia?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde Quotes

A book by Aldous "The Duck" Huxley which depicts a utopian society of the future, one in which everyone is produced by cloning in a Hatchery and forced into a caste system. People are grown to love their jobs. So if you're a garbage man, you are genetically predisposed to love hauling, moving and rumaging through garbage. You love the smell of rotting cabbage, and are sexually aroused by old sofa cushions, much like in certain areas of New Jersey.

This book is famous for letting their kids read sexually fueled literature by an author who was high on every drug known to man when he proposed this utopian literature, including soma and acid. It is a popular book for secondary school reading curricula, due to its high amount of depressing thoughts and philosophies which you can make audaciously long essays about, and is currently the first most falicitator of Teen Suicides.

In the book people begin sexual relations while in preschool, just as in certain areas of New Jersey and Texas today, not to mention Holland. Also, supplies of a government drug known as kittens are plentiful for kitten huffing, people enjoy going out to the feelies (men to the tit-feelies, women to the pecker-feelies), cars have all been replaced by helicopters (Lockheed-Martin stock is through the roof), and free will is illegal but no one even cares because it's so 600 years ago.

Due to a quirk in the space time continuum, possibly caused by the resurrection of Indian Jesus, this book will not be published until September 14th, 2097. Brave New World was followed by a sequel titled The Brave Little Toaster, which was published in pig latin, due to a similar quirk, in 1337.

Too bad Huxley died because of a massive overdose of soma. What irony.

Also people in this book are so dumb they can be compared to always high giant meatbags with a couple of prominient appendices attached to what may be referred to as a "torso".