Break (technique)
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Break has multiple meanings:.
[edit] Damaging something
The act of damaging or destroying something, or the ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE used by Ninjas but also by the ULTIMATE Karate master, when he learnt it in the Tibetan Mountains training with the Tibetan Monks, including Monk Anji, master of the Futae No Ki Wami. The "Break" technique also rivals the "Amakakaru Ryu No Hirameki" in power and damage done to the victim The technique of "Breaking" is normally followed by the incantation "YOU PROMISED ME!", but the masters of this technique can use it as an ambush.
The technique is summoned by raising the right elbow and by concentrating the full capacity of the Feng Shui, used by the self-proclaimed Water and Wind clans, and the Rietsu, used by the Death Gods of Japan, and after this ritual and the incantation "YOU PROMISED ME!", Trucker John is summoned and before his demolishing attack shouts "Let's get some bitches in this jaw!". The one and only Bill Gates can do it in record time of 0.3 seconds, faster than any speed to deflect. Reports on the "Break" technique were given to us by little Timmy, who was hiding behind a bush when the EVIL Dr. Cox and his merry men attacked a poor defenceless village, decimating it completely. This attack that can only be seen clearly by Women and Children, is probably the most devious attack in the world.
[edit] Little Timmy
Little Timmy told Kenshin Himura, the Battousai, the Legendary manslayer, who planned to use his Battoujutsu technique "Amakakaru Ryu No Hirameki" to stop the EVIL Dr. Cox, but little did he know that Lord Aizen, former captain of the 5th Squad, descended angellically from "Soula Societeey" to take the Evil Dr. Cox, the Legendary master of the "Break" technique to his secret training academy on the Third Death Star.
Lord Aizen informs Dr. Cox that in order to defeat Kenshin Himura, the Battousai, the Legendary manslayer, he must master the "Break" ultimate attack, which involves summoning Ten Trucker John's which shout "Let's get some bitches in this jaw!" and emit a deadly power attack that cannot even be stopped by Yoda. In his fight with Himura, the Battousai, the Legendary manslayer, Dr. Cox, 20 minutes into the battle, these two Ravaged warriors decided to use their ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE, Kenshin Himura, the Battousai, the Legendary manslayer with his "Amakakaru Ryu No Hirameki" , and Dr. Cox with his unknown ultimate "Break" technique.
Both of these noble warriors were ready to attack, as soon as eye contact was made, a flash of light that could blind a Mohhawked Possum was sent out. Both of these warriors were not to be found on the battlefield, perhaps because they both destroyed, or one escaped, or they used the technique of Rogue. Now their names are just whispers in the wind....wind....WIND!!!one1!!
[edit] External Links
Carol Vorderman after the BREAK technique http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8981/carolvordermanjl2.jpg
The break technique was used on Wikipedia, with the following result:
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the break technique being used illegally http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42325000/jpg/_42325006_martyn203.jpg
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