Brent Corrigan
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Brent Corrigan is the real name of Crent Boreagain, an American gay pornographic model. The actor gave his birthyear as 1985 during his first films but now claims he lied about his age so he could use his gay porn background to sneak into Mordor.
Corrigan started his career in pornography in 2004 at MTV, as a young twink model in Every Poolboy's Cream. He quickly became the center of a notorious scandal involving a double penetration scene with Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass.
Corrigan is noted for his apparent display of pleasure when having anal sex. According to MTV, he is a skateboarding enthusiast, although it should be noted he displays more apparent pleasure during anal sex than during skateboarding. MTV has not commented on how much apparent pleasure would be displayed if Corrigan were to have anal sex while skateboarding, although a new film on the topic, Sk8ter B01Z, is in the works.
Corrigan and MTV have each created separate "official" websites promoting the performer, each one more official than the other one.
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[edit] Brent Corrigan's Real Name...
...is "Brent Corrigan", not to be confused with his porn name, which is "Crent Boreagain". Realizing that the sheer number of young twink porn stars named "Brent" could fill the Colossus of Rhodes from top to bottom (giving it an erection in the process), Brent decided to choose the more original "Crent" as his stage name; "Boreagain" refers to his tendency to bore into his partner in his films again and again.
[edit] Legal Issues
Corrigan and the company he worked for are not happy with each other right now since Corrigan's alleged underagedness has become public. Suffice it to say they are attempting to legally screw each other, without any apparent display of pleasure.
[edit] Filmography
The following four titles have been removed from circulation due to Corrigan's underaged dispute (due to their being classified as child porn):
- Every Poolboy's Cream
- The People Austin Left Behind When He Went To The Beach With His Buddies
- The People Austin Left Behind When He Had A Bareback Orgy In His Beach House
- Who's Who In America (film)
In production:
- Sk8ter B01Z
Other media:
- Brent Corrigan's Big Adventure for Sony GayStation
[edit] Places Where You Can Illegally* Download Videos of Corrigan
* Disclaimer: These "links" are fake and exist for satirical purpose only.
