Bret Somers

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Bret Somers was the 2nd Chief Justice of the United States, and the only member of the Decepticon Party to serve in this position.

He was nominated by President Tom Cruise in 1922 to replace the ousted Calvin Coolidge who had held the position for the past 399 years. Bret Somers was later a casualty of The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975, slain at the hands of Calvin Coolidge in 1981.

Preceded by: Calvin Coolidge

Chief Justice of the United States 1922 – 1981

Succeeded by: Pat Robertson