Bricktown
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[edit] Bricktown
Oklahoma City, after most of the city's industry was relocated to Louisiana, remodeled the old downtown warehouses in an attempt to give the city some form of entertainment. This was also done with the fleeting hope of attracting tourists, but no one other than the locals are stupid enough to be suckered into visiting Bricktown.
[edit] History
Bricktown is a "town" in downtown Oklahoma City spanning the vast area of six square blocks. Bricktown is so pathetic that is has been blocked off from the rest of the downtown area by the use of a large brick wall. This wall also serves to hold the railroad for despreate Oklahomans who are fleeing to Texas.
Bricktown was built out of bricks sometime before Oklahoma became a state in 1907. The roads too were made of bricks, but this was likely because people were tired of walking on dried or wet cow pies and/or horse apples.
[edit] Modern Times
Bricktown has become the largest and possibly only area for local nightlife in Oklahoma City, however this is not saying much as Oklahoma City has no nightlife to speak of aside from the three hobos living on the streets. These hobos may or may not own the bad resturants located in Bricktown.
Bricktown offers a ride on Oklahoma's most advanced tour transportation; a horse and carriage. It also offers ten dollar parking nine blocks away. Of course, if you are a fat bastard with the cash to spare, you can spend five dollars and park one block away.
[edit] Attractions
In an effort to emmulate Texas, the government recently installed a riverwalk in the Bricktown area. It leads towards the Canadian River (which, after Oklahoma started gaining a thriving detachment with reality, was renamed "The Oklahoma River") and is probably trying to flee the pathetic area along with everything else.
There is one good resturant inside Bricktown, but because it offers tastey food, the natives will avoid this place like a retarded kid with the plague.
The only other noteworthy place is The Wormy Dog Saloon, however it is only noteworthy because of it's name and will, in fact, give you worms if you consume anything in the establishment.
There is usually a preacher standing on the busiest corner of Bricktown shouting sermons, but he's probably a Bush supporter, so fuck him.
