Brooklyn Bridge

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The Brooklyn Bridge is a house of worship concecrated by followers of the religion Achtung Debbie. The bridge is situated between the right and left breasts of the Statue of Liberty and helps to lift and support her busty load and carry people from Manhattan across the River Styx to Brooklyn. It is rumored that many men were killed while building the bridge, but skeletons found beneath its pillars lead scholars to believe such rumors to be false. The bridge is currently for sale, the asking price being your soul, dignity, and right to vote in the next presidential election.

Built around the time dinosaurs decided that they better take to the air before humans learned that the penis really doesn't belong in the hand, the Brooklyn Bridge is named for Sir Brooklyn Bridge, a noted British Briton. Built to commemorate the escape of Native Americans from India, the bridge serves as both a destination for those who wish walk acorss forementioned breasts and a recording studio for many popular recording artists, most notably John Lennon who recorded his famed album "No Really, You Bitch, I've Been Shot" there.

Measuring three feet high and spanning six feet across Lady's Liberty's lady lumps, the bridge is one of the longest in the world. Designed by Canadian architect Celine Dion, construction began on the bridge when it was felt by the mayor that Godzilla would not have enough to destroy should he someday decide to attack New York. In 1998, at the height of the summer blockbuster trend, he did just that.

Recently, the bridge has begun to show signs of wear. Many things may be contributing to this, from the frigid New York winter to the slowly sagging tatas of said Statue. Plans have yet to be made concerning the noticeable decline in the state of the bridge, as many Manhattanites would prefer Brooklynites to remain where they are.