Buffalo, New York
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[edit] the people who made it possible
This great city was founded by nazi jesus in 2134 bc.It was supposed to be the control center for any people who are drunken bastards to become famous or powerful jesus was helped by harry potter in building the city with harry's magic and jesus' miracle working they were able to build a bunch of bars and a freaking sweet sports stadium. 100 years later after jesus had moved on and harry had been killed in a freak accident when his wife ginny weasley beat the crap out of him with a large frying pan. luke skywalker came noticed the promise of the cityies location an crushed the city with the earth moon
[edit] reconstruction
after luke dropped the moon on the city he rebuilt all of the bars with a whore house inside all of them
at these bars most buffalo men woman and children went to discuss what they would be doing in bed that night well the sports stadium having survived the moon landing was to be used as a place for the rebranding of the jedi In this new temple Luke trained all the citizens in lightsaber combat
drinking games being the best they can be and fucking up sith lords with their bare fists
[edit] losing the city
during the great dude shortage of 1234bc the city of buffalo's woman all ran to Scandinavia where thhey would get drunk high and have a bunch of illigitemate children
[edit] rediscovery by the viking bastards
the children of the women who had run away from buffalo were discoved to be force sensite and were brought to the temple to be trained as gay jedi who would kick sith ass the were [[content until the french and indian war in 1767 when they academy was burned by a bunch of indians
[edit] French and Indian War
During the war thebrittish army uses the city as a base for lynching indians french soldiers and all members of the kkk.After the first year of the war the battle of fort erie was fought in buffalo and clifton hills along lake erie where the armies threw beer and hookers at each other the brittish won the battle when the french drank all the beer and had killed all of the hookers No battles were fought in buffalo until the penultimate peril battle was fought by throwing lemony snicket books across the battlefield at the opposing armiesThe peace treaty to end the mass murder of the fat indians.
[edit] The American Revolution
When george washington was forced into hiding he always came to this city to train his apprentice emperoer palpatine in the ways of the dark side. When the two [[sith were strong enough in the force they told canadathat the city was their so forevermore the city was placed in canadian hands but governed by fucking morons in the u.s
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From 1781 until 1960 the city was burned bbed eaten by locusts and used to film a movie
[edit] rebirth through sports
In 1960 Ralph Wilson created a football team known as the buffala bills this team caused drunken morons to come play football for them the team lost every game because the players were always carrying their abused wives instead of a football on every down
[edit] The Sabres
The sober people who wanted to play in the buffalo area turned to Seymour and northrup knox who had the dream of a hockey team to e called the sabresThe sober players fared much better than the drunken football players because they were afraid their coach would beat them if they lost.The team has won the stanley cup every year from 1971 until now.
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[edit] see also
star wars sabres abuse beer chicken wings death sar young wizads
