Bullets

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“Hey I've got a few bullets inside of me”

~ Andrew Jackson on bullets due to his love of dueling

“Been there..done that...”

~ 50 Cent on Getting Shot

“I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars.”

~ Chris Rock on Bullets

“Bullets can be fatal to your health.”

~ Captain Obvious on bullets

“Firing a bullet is very much like making love to a beautiful women, only with one it's not so good to shoot in her face”

~ Swiss Tony

Bullets have been given a bad reputation with an ability to kill people. This is entirely false, as they are actually very nice and usually fluffy.

However, should a bullet Bullet.png be loaded into a gun, it will turn evil with the potential to move at mach 4.5. If a person should get into the way they are usually dismembered and completely destroyed, otherwise bullets Bullet.png are completely harmless (unless swallowed, where the Bullet.png lead can cause mild wind problems followed by instant death) Bullet.png. Bullets don't hurt people, it's the nasty holes they tear through your body that hurt. However, recent reports have dictated that if you stand in their path long enough, the bullets will simply fly away from your body in awe of your awesomeness.

[edit] History of bullets

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