Bullshitism

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What is it?[edit]

Bullshitism is the fundamental faith of everyone who has ever voted, invented by George W. Bullsh in 60 AC.

All politicians, fibbers and Uncyclopaedia submitters belong to this faith, and will until the End of Earth as set out in the Book of Shao Liniment.

The Gods of Bullshitism[edit]

George W. Bush is regarded as the supreme preacher of Bullshitism. His eyebrows are the uber-supreme preachers of Bullshitism.

The Gods of Bullshitism are a diverse bunch of Republicans, lunatic asylum escapees, like Joseph Ang Rong Yao from the mountains and The Goons. Keeping track of them all is quite hard, as they all tend to wear silly rubber wigs and horsehair noses.

The lead god is Alcohol. This convivial wine god... and beer god... and tiny paper umbrella god... and hangover resistant god. His presence will cause Bullshitism followers to begin the sermon.

Another quite common god is Fishing. His presence leads to massive extension of sea life. A tiny minnow will swell out until it resembles a whale shark, and a shrimp will reach proportions equivalent to a monster movie.

The lowest of the gods is without a doubt Sodium Pentathol. He is in fact a Bullshitism antichrist. The Lord of Truth Serum, as he is called, brings the truth that is extermination to Bullshitist followers.

Key Commandments[edit]

  1. Truth is anathema
  2. Anathema is a BIG WORD
  3. Truth is NOT a BIG WORD
  4. Are you still reading this?
  5. of course you are...
  6. Shame really...
  7. It is crap, you can see that. If you weren't too busy staring at Big Dubya, that is...