This article is about Bullshitism. You may also be looking for scientology.
What is it?
Bullshitism is the fundamental faith of everyone who has ever voted, invented by George W. Bullsh in 60 AC.
The Gods of Bullshitism
The Gods of Bullshitism are a diverse bunch of Republicans, lunatic asylum escapees, like Joseph Ang Rong Yao from the mountains and The Goons. Keeping track of them all is quite hard, as they all tend to wear silly rubber wigs and horsehair noses.
The lead god is Alcohol. This convivial wine god... and beer god... and tiny paper umbrella god... and hangover resistant god. His presence will cause Bullshitism followers to begin the sermon.
Another quite common god is Fishing. His presence leads to massive extension of sea life. A tiny minnow will swell out until it resembles a whale shark, and a shrimp will reach proportions equivalent to a monster movie.
The lowest of the gods is without a doubt Sodium Pentathol. He is in fact a Bullshitism antichrist. The Lord of Truth Serum, as he is called, brings the truth that is extermination to Bullshitist followers.
- Truth is anathema
- Anathema is a BIG WORD
- Truth is NOT a BIG WORD
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