Bullshito
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Bullshito is the ancient Japanese art of politics using drama for a code of conduct and a way of life. It is often called the politician's way.
[edit] History
Bullshito developed between the 11th to 14th centuries as set forth by numerous translated documents dating from the 12th to 16th centuries (as mentioned below). According to the Japanese dictionary Shitakukan Yourou Kuso, "Bullshito is defined as a unique philosophy (neoconi) that spread through the politician class from the Kichigaijimata (nixon) period."
The core tenets of Bullshito date from as early as the 12th century as demonstrated by the earliest translations of Japanese literature and political house codes. Under the Kisama Oushikoso, Bullshito became formalized into Japanese Feudal Law.
[edit] Modern Times
Both the Democrats and Republicans in the USA follow Bullshito. It is the way the federal government works. It is the way that leaders are nominated, and the way the voting process works. It is the way that the USA, secretly controls the rest of the world.
[edit] Uses of Bullshito
Many have used Bullshito to get out of traffic tickets. That works quite well. Bullshitto is also the way to lobby Congress into passing bills into laws that you wish to have passed. Bullshitto is the way that many MegaCorporations use to earn millions and billions of dollars via federal government contracts in exchange for shoddy works or expensive parts like $500 hammers and $1200 toilet seats. Bullshito is the way that George W. Bush convinced the USA and the rest of the world that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction, and it is also how Bush won both the 2000 and 2004 elections. Bullshito can be used on college term papers when you don't feel like spending time doing research but want to write a good paper anyway. Bullshito can help you win arguments and debates. Bullshito can help you get dates with supermodels.
