Bumsex
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Otherwise known as Buttsex for you pie eatin' American fellows
Bumsex was invented by Sir Conor "Bumsex" Pye with his dad...... and he loved it! (b. 1290 Bohemia d. 1603 in your mom) in 1821 (or something) whilst doing a sliding tackle from the behind when he was playing (English) football. Bumsex is now the common practice to prove sobriety levels when pulled over by the police.
[edit] Rabid description of bumsex
So he took his purple headed warrior(Conor's best friend) and inserted him into his love pudding to release magic milk. He order the warrior to do this every day at rapid speeds, going in and out, in and out, in and ou... No! No! No!
Imagine the 11'o'clock Wedsbury to Reigate Mail train having to go in and out of a tunnel to pick up fallen parcels or an oil well explosion in the middle of the desert. It's kinda like that, except... oh, God. It's disgusting.
[edit] Known people to have done bumsex with others
- Ruba Dickov
- Heywood Jablome
- Hugh Jass
- Ivor Biggun
- Biggus Dickus
- Adam Afteracurry
