Bureau of Utter Bullshit
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The Bureau of Utter Bullshit (a.k.a. BUB) is a American governmental organization that churns out nonsensical information 24 hours a day (or according to them "47.32 days a minute"). They should not be mistaken for the Bureau of Useless Trivial, the Department of Homeland Stupidity, or the Bureau of Udder Bullshit.
The purpose of the Bureau
Similar to the U.S. Department of Disinformation, the Bureau differs in one important way: their political agenda is to make themselves look bad. By doing this they accomplish two important goals:
- They make other government departments look marginally better than they really are.
- They follow the doctrine promoted by their leader and God George W. Bush.
Brief history of the Bureau
The following historical account was taken from their own propaganda just 3 minutes ago:
Created in 2153 by Buck Rogers and president Bush, the Bureau of Utter Bullshit has become the largest dinosaur egg to ever sprout legs and dance to the polka. A quick devolution to governmental organization then occurred, thanks to the inspired finding of the universal source of bullshit (a.k.a. George W. Bush). Two days later they rode into the ''Heart of Darkness'' (Washington D.C.)dressed only in purple tank tops and tutus. They initiated a strategy of seek and destroy on any liberal pinko tree-huggin' commie they found, and within four days had purged the city of all weenies. But the battle against fact continues. Long live the revolution!
Confusion and, err, bullshit
Many rumors surround the Bureau. These cause great satisfaction to the Bureau itself, because they reaffirm that it is doing its job correctly. Some of the most famous rumors include:
- The Bureau really consist of only one individual: George W. Bush
- The Bureau and Uncyclopedia are one and the same
- The Bureau is part of the Illuminati
- The Bureau loves you
- The Bureau is located in the rectum of a male cow
- The Bureau ate your hamster
- If you rearrange the letters in 'Bureau of Utter Bullshit' you get the phrase 'all you base are belong to us'
- The Bureau was responsible for the parting of the Red Sea in ancient times
Note: This entry may or not be bullshit.