Burlington

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Burlington, Vermont (commonly known as the Peoples Republic of Burlington) is the largest hippy commune in the Canadian Province of Quebecistan. It is located on Lac Champlain and is home to the University of Massachuscetts-Connecticut's Burlington campus. Although communist propaganda would have you believe that Burlington is a nice place to visit, it is hell on earth. Except its really really cold.

[edit] History

Burlington was founded on a picturesque hill overlooking Lac Champlain by the Canadian Communist Party in 1935. They quickly turned the area into the Third World hell hole that it is today. During the Great War of Liberation (Second World War), Burlington was the site of a key battle between National Socialists from New York and the Canadian Communist Party. More than twelve people were slightly injured in the fierce fighting. The CCP prevailed and sent the New Yorkers packing. During the Cold War, Burlington was at the center of a key battle over whether to allow the CCP to place nuclear weapons in Vermont. President John F. Kennedy faced down the Canadian prime minister, John Diefenbaker. The Canadians backed down and prevented nuclear war between the United States and Canada.

[edit] Climate

Burlington has a whole range of temperatures anywhere from fucking cold to seriously fucking freezing.