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Burscough is a sprawling metropolis in the Grim North, located halfway between Scouseland and Ribbleville in the inter-galactic superstate of Lancashire.

Straddling the Leeds-Scouseland Canal, Burscough was founded about 15 mllion years ago. Soon after, it merged with the nearby (and copycat) town of Burscough Bridge. Since then, Burscough has always been the official Centre Of The Universe despite its precarious location Tup North.