Buster

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This article is about general busters; for information about those specific busters appearing on television so frequently that they are worth that so-long article, see MythBusters.

"Wheres my money bitch? Quit being such a buster"

Oscar Wilde talking to Queen Victoria circa 1853

"Stop being a buster and get pissed"

An Alcoholic enforcing peer pressure drinking through the use of the Buster accusation

[edit] Buster Definition

A Buster(s), Noun - A person or persons who regularly bust upon friends or colleagues.

To Bust, Verb - To piss one off through seriously non-cool acts

Historians believe the fine art of busting a friends ass has been around since Ancient Greek times, when they busted on the Trojans with some lame wooden horse stunt. Some famous acts of busting include Hitler kicking Frances arse even though they were half nazi, Frodo being a buster to his lover Samwise over some lame ring, and Chris Tarrants wife leaving him a week before he was 60.

[edit] A Ghost Buster

There is strong evidence to suggest busterism can carry on into the afterlife, as seen in Ghosts that bust, known in the community as 'Ghostbusters'. These undead busters refuse to go out scaring, and prefer a life of quiet study in libraries. These kind were made famous in the hit movies, Ghostbusters and its sequel, Ghostbusters 2, two different ghosts are paired together as flat mates with hilarious results.

[edit] The King of the Busters

Widely regarded as the king buster of early american silent films, Buster Keaton would never stick around for the crew parties after shooting had finished, and could often be seen in his trailer reading a book, possibly the Bible, the Koran or Discworld by Terry Pratchett, which wasn't wrote at that time, but Keatons supreme level of Busterity granted him time shifting properties.