Butt Crack
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“What differentiates the gentlemen from the cheap rapscallions are the quality of their butt cracks.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Butt Crack
Butt Crack (not to be confused with But Crack) is a form of drug inserted anally, usually prescribed to treat explosive diarrhea conditions in Taco Bell addicts. People who have taken this drug through their mouths have reportedly been found with their asses at where their faces should have been a few hours later.
Some have argued that most people have butts as faces anyway.
