Butthole Surfers

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The Butthole Surfers, as represented by a patriotic surfing kitten

The Butthole Surfers are one of the most famous Ukranian Polka groups to emerge in the early 1980's. Consisting mainly of bandmembers Gibson J. Haynes, Paul Leary, and King Coffey (He was a member of Dutch royalty, thus explaning the name) The Butthole Surfers toured constantly throughout the next decade and a half, gaining notoriety for their wild shows and massive perogie intake.


Music[edit]

Joining the hardcore Ukranian Polka scene of the early 80's with fellow polkateers as the Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat and the Flaming lips, the Butthole Surfers tore up the Ukranian Music Charts with numerous hit singles and albums. President of the Ukraine, Ushchenko, even went to go as far as naming the Butthole Surfers the true leaders of the country. They promptly fired Ushchenko with their newfound powers, and renamed the Ukraine as 'Pukeraine'. They thought it was hilarious.


95% of all Butthole Surfers songs can be found on various soundtracks such as Titanic, The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, and Turner and Hooch 2: Hooch Jr.

Drugs[edit]

A common myth about The Butthole Surfers is their massive drug consumption. Contrary to popular belief, they did not intake any narcotics ever, and lead singer Gibby Haynes was even a NARC. They ate perogies instead of getting high, staying true to their Ukranian heritage.

It is believed that on one occasion in the early 80's, Gibby Haynes was caught drinking cough syrup. The other band members then beat him with surf boards, and threatened to kick him out of the band, because they were trying to be a good role models for kids, and that kind of drug abuse was not going to be tolerated.

Band members[edit]

Discography[edit]

Note: Numerous bootleg albums are floating around. You can usually tell an official Butthole Surfers album if the word poop or penis is seen somewhere on the packaging.


  • Sac to the Future - 1982
  • Live PerogiepenisEP - 1982
  • Vaginaface Jones - 1984
  • Vermeer S and M Basement - 1986
  • Mosquito Euthanasia Clinic - 1987
  • Physical Gra-poop-ti - 1988
  • Set Pounds - 1989
  • Poop'd - 1990
  • Penis Bar Blues - 1993
  • Scuse Me While I Piss on the Sky - 1996
  • Electro-Cock Blues - 2001