C:/ drive
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[edit] ERROR
This is the most feared message for some of you people out there, somewhere, slowly eating your potato chips while playing that insuportable pokemon on gameboy pocket, staring at a computer screen in your underwear, scratching your fanny, wondering why you're staring at a screen in your underwear.
[edit] C:/
The c:/ drive is actually a computer infecting parasite-virus that passed itself as a computer component. Originally from planet Klingon, it stuck to Jean-Luc Picard on his way home and got onto the earth as they refueled and got cheetos. It has survived by means of Kitten Huffing and mating with Chuck Norris .Very vicious, it should be deleted ASAP(as santa attacks people)
[edit] Origins
Although most people know that Chuck norris had sex with a computer and created the internet, it is a little known fact that the first computer was not the Apple One by GrannySmith Enterprises, but actually the offspring of the C:/ drive and Mr. Norris.
[edit] if you are mugged
Please get yourself checked because C:/ drives dont mug people. The pope would contest otherwise.
" AAAAAAA "
The Pope on C:/ drives. I like the pope. The pope smoke dope.
[edit] The D:/ Drive
The D:/ drive is the harmless cousin of the C:/ drive, although may sometimes be infected by its evil half. It lives in most computers defending it from an eventual C:/ attack, and feeds on your files that you dont really use and stuff.....
The D:/ drive is also prone to random links that sometimes have no destination and sometimes can lead to viruses, but they have been found to be the only thing capable of programming VCRs other than Chuck Norris. The D;/ drives minor glitches can be solved via deep freeze which creates a thawspace which is the only place where files can bye altered. This of course, gives birth to another drive.
[edit] The T:/ drive
Although some beleive tha the T:/ drive is short for thawspace, it is actually "T" for Mr. T. The drive got this name because the thawspace being the almighty drive, needed an almighty name. Mr. T then pittied it for lacking a name, and gave it his own. The T:/ drive is commonly applied to school computers so students cannot change the computer's settings, but those dumbasses usually find the thawspace, and fillit with porn and such.
[edit] Taming your C:/ Drive
Trying to tame a wild C:/ drive is difficult, but can be done by crashing it with useless information as in i burning your dog and all kinds of email spam about Jebus or by installing Linux. Other methods include Running all your programs in Microsoft Direct Operating System, or as the non-techs call it, Dos or Ms-Dos, althogh this is kinda stupid, cause most programs dont work on Ms-Dos.
(Note: The next part is by another author and may be a load of Fuck )
[edit] Ass:) Drive
Ever want to just say "fuck you computer!"? Well now you can, kinda. I made a drive called the ass:) drive. You can download it by rummaging through a bunch of pop ups or somehow finding my website that is not on any search engine known to man (or any computer geek Nazi Jewish Black Amish women with no wife). The ass:) drive is the first drive that you cannot delete shit from. It is completely delete-proof, dump-proof, PUPfinderprogram-proof, motherinlaw(a.k.a. woman Hitler)-proof, and finally crashthecomputerbecauseyouareafuckingmoronwhowastryingtowatchyourmotherinapornmovieonlineandgotaTrojanandtenthousandvirusesanddidn'twantyourmothertoseethatyouhaveadrivenamedass:)soyoutriedtoscrewyourcomputer-proof. Wow that was a mouthful.don't believe me? Go to my website and find out for yourself. Go out and fuck your computer in the ass:)
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