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- This article is about a crazy sweet rap group. For the political ideology, see Communism.
“Absolute BASTARDIZATION OF EVERYTHING WE HAVE LEARNED TO THIS POINT!!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on communist political parties.
The Crazy City Cound Posse is a world famous rap group from the hard streets of the suburbs in Cumberland, MD. The groups attempts to convey the true meaning of being a "straight up G". To do this, the group uses innovative beats, along with rhymes that flow like a rocky road ice cream from the shores of Lake Michigan. The group has been disbanded for over a year now, with all of their 200 million fans hoping for a reunion and more sick dance moves.
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[edit] The Party Begins
The Crazy City Cound Posse!!!, led by William K. Ruark (commonly known as Willie Will) and Zachary C. Shearin (referred to as ZCMC), formed the band in August of the calender year of 2006, commonly referred to as the year that changed the course of music and dance history. After starting the band Willie Will and ZCMC decided to invite other crazy good MCs to join the band. Of the millions who were contacted only Crackalacatactic, Steph'n, and Rico Suave answered the call. With the new members in place, the band decided to record their first two songs, "Gangstas N Hoes" and "RIP Steve". "RIP Steve" received a lukewarm response, only gaining platinum from it's sales in Australia. On the other hand, "Gangstas N Hoes" was a revolutionary song that even formed a new dance crazy. The dance is still performed at almost every bar mitzvah, wedding, dance, prom, social gathering, and pow wow in the world. The song "Gangstas N Hoes" itself conveyed the struggles of each of the members, except Rico Suave who is the group's hypeman. The flow of the rhymes was very smooth with a hint of basil.
[edit] LINUX BUILD 11b.655.34.2356.TTZ-UNIX and it's influence
see Linux for more
Linus was selling copies of LINUX BUILD 11b.655.34.2356.TTZ-UNIX (with built in Russian reversal algorithms for 'a chair with 5 teddy bears', but then to adhere to Soviet protocol, he sold it for 'free' (yes I know it's a strange word to you isn't it you capitalist scum...). After letting people take the source code and make their own distributions (which went up to 50,000 different LINUXES, a shit loa-e.t.c.) he wrote a new ideal for the running of the interweb, the COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!!, which was first released in pdf format.
[edit] COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!!!
for more on the COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!! go create an article on it, because I can't be bothered
The COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!!! (also always in caps) projected the idea that there should be no net ruled by everything-fucking-killing Steve Ballmer and 'stop using DOS? are you crazy?' Bill Gates, but by everyone, the actual users, where software is free and edited and contributed by everyone, the book was heavily criticised by George Bush for
not invloving money and projectng a society that is ha-hap-, how do you read this word dagnabbit, I ain't ever heard of hap-pin-ess, that must mean it's a terrorist, bomb him boys ehehehehehe
This book grew in popularity amongst the 1337 and they decided to adopt this as their new constitution, at the 1337-con, after much blood-spill and crazy ninjas with spinning knife hats and satellite navigated jet powered moneys (don't ask), it was decided the new party was to be called the COMMUNIST COMMUNISM COMMUNITY PARTY!!! (copyright 2000), some other candidates were:
- 1337 5933KERS COMMUNITY!!!
- WE ARE NOT SCIENTISTS!!!
- THE PART-AY!!!
- SOVIET SHINDIG!!!
- YOU!!!
- COBAIN IS DEAD!!!
- MY THROAT HURTS!!!
- I CANT SHOUT ANYMORE SERIOUSLY!!!
- AAAAAaaaaaaaa___...
