CUCU

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CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use[edit]

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

  1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
  2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
  3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification[edit]

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Sample Articles[edit]

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!


Yesterday, a politician briskly blessed outside one nonsensical bunny[edit]

Bulacan -- Before long, the nonsensical bunny had briskly ablated the nonsensical rocks outside a politician. Before long, nonsensical and nonsensical rocks blessed outside a politician outside a politician. The nonsensical rocks briskly blessed outside one nonsensical bunny.
"Mmm, a politician has blessed the briskly nonsensical bunny," said King Boo, outside the way outside the bunny. "Mmm, it was nonsensical . . . "

Mmm, King Boo's bunny briskly blessed a politician[edit]

Bulacan -- Before long, the nonsensical bunny had briskly ablated the rocks outside King Boo. Before long, nonsensical and nonsensical rocks blessed and briskly blessed outside the bunny. The rocks briskly blessed one nonsensical bunny.
King Boo briskly said, "Before long, the nonsensical bunny has briskly ablated the bunny outside the nonsensical rocks. Before long, nonsensical and nonsensical rocks blessed briskly . . . "

Before long, a politician was briskly ablated[edit]

Bulacan -- King Boo briskly added, "Before long, the nonsensical bunny had briskly ablated the nonsensical rocks outside rocks. Before long, nonsensical and nonsensical rocks blessed briskly outside nonsensical rocks."
King Boo had this to say, "Mmm, we had briskly nonsensical nonsensical rocks. Mmm! Before long, thats it!"

Before long, a politician briskly blessed one bunny's nonsensical bunny[edit]

Bulacan -- According to King Boo, outside the nonsensical bunny, "Mmm, King Boo's bunny was briskly ablated. Before long, whatever happens, happens! Mmm!"
Before long, the nonsensical rocks blessed a nonsensical or nonsensical bunny. Before long, the bunny briskly ablated the nonsensical rocks outside the bunny outside one nonsensical bunny.
"Before long, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Mmm! Do it, you know you want to!"