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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Ca-rabs. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.
Hot electron microscopic Ca-rab action

This STD has been canonized by the Pope for its

blessed fight against the use of evil condoms.

Ca-rabs is a sexually transmitted disease (STD) related to Sclerosis and Alcoholism. It affects the lower spine and nervous system, making the person unable even to do the simplest activities of high school physical education.

Symptoms include:

(*) Pregnant women should avoid contact with the crab people