Cadbury nation

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Cadbury nation is a small nation in the Southern Ocean, 500km off the coast of Australia. While its breathtaking fjords and on-land whale sanctuaries (the only land-based whale sanctuaries in the world) are considered to be among the most incredible sights nature has to offer, it is not for these that Cadbury nation most famous, but rather the fact that every living thing born on Cabury nation is made of milk chocolate.

This unfortunate chocolatey state, combined with its proximity to Australia sparked the famous Chocolate Wars; a series of wars between Cadbury nation and Australia, in which Australian soldiers would raid Cadbury nation and kidnap its citizens, eating them during the annual chocolate festival. The Chocolate Wars eventually stopped when Australia realised that it could no longer support the 95% casualty rate suffered by its troops, leaving Cadbury nation not exactly victorious, but still more or less intact save for some large bite marks in some of its northerly cow herds.