Calendar of Saints

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The calendar of saints is a traditional method of organising a year on the level of days by associating each day with a saint, and referring to the day as the saint's day of that saint. This calendar system, when combined with major festivals and movable and immovable feasts, constructs a very human and personalised yet often localised way of organising the year and identifying dates.

Medievalists continue the old tradition of dating by saints' days: their works may appear "dated" as "The Feast of Bloody Mary". Poets such as Oscar Wilde commemorate the importance of various saints.

“Woe to the patron saint of May 9th. Tamia was born on that date”

Many children acquire names from the saint associated with their date of birth (poor sods).

Various feast days will be "ranked" with various levels of importance. From most to least importance, these are solemnities, feasts, memorials, and optional memorials.

Some traditional dates include:

January[edit]

February[edit]

  • 6th of February: Saints Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch - Optional Memorial

March[edit]

April[edit]

The 23rd of April used to be for this guy, but it was discovered that no miricles have been ascribed to him.

May[edit]

June[edit]

July[edit]

August[edit]

September[edit]

October[edit]

November[edit]

December[edit]