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Call of Duty Series
Cover art of Call of Duty 2
Developer	Infinity Ward and Gayarch and Actinonvision... wait...
Release Date	multiple dates
Genre	First Person Shooter (except for Tom Clancy's Call of Duty 8)
Platforms	Xbox 360, Playstation, your mom, and yes, Wii... ug.
Rating	G for Little Kiddies that like blood and gore... oooh...
Would Monica Lewinski play it?	probably not.

“It is when you are called into duty.”

~ Captain Obvious on plot elements

“Check Your Corners!”

~ Captain Price on Call of Duty

“I dont see what the big deal is here...”

~ Master Chief on The Call of Duty Franchise

“GET THOSE GOD DAMN JERRIES!”

~ Sgt.Starkey on The god damn Jerries.

“Shimatta! They have rereased the grues!”

~ Japanese Soldier on American Army

Call of Duty is a WWII and WWIII franchise that just hit modern era in Call of Duty 4, made by Infinity Wad and Twoarch (uhum, I mean Treyarch).

[edit] Franchise

Apparently, the Games are VERY successful. Here they are, all 1,278,374,284 of them. (I'll only go up to... wait... ah screw it, you count all of them!)

• Call of Duty
• Call of Duty lol duty
• Call of Duty Finest Hour
• Call of Duty Gayest Hour
• Call of Duty Road to Victory
• Call of Duty Road to The Road to Victory
• Call of Duty Road to Victory - Pitstop at the Gas Station
• Call of Duty United Offensive
• Call of Duty United Deffensive
• Call of Duty United Neutral
• Call of Duty 2
• Call of Duty 2 Big Red One
• Call of Duty 2 Big Blue Tube
• Call of Duty 2 Clifford the Big Red Dog
• Call of Duty 3
• Call of Duty 3 War at Walawala Washington
• Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
• Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare that's Moderner
• Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare that's Moderner at Mordor
• Call of Duty 4 Future Warfare
• Call of Duty 4 Futurerer Warfare that's in the Future's Future
• Call of Duty 4 Back to the Future in the Past's Future, in the Future... wait wut...
• Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare (Uber Skillz Edition)
• Call of Duty World at War
• Call of Duty World at War 2 Big Red One's Big Pink Thing
• Call of Duty In my pants
• Call of Duty 5 Everyone's on Fire!
• Call of Duty 5 Civil Warfare
• Call of Duty 5 Oops Brb, just going to take a shit
• Call of Duty 5 Ok, I'm back.
• Call of Duty 6 Finally its done, wait...
• Call of Duty 6 Ok now we're done
• Call of Duty 6 Last one we promise
• Call of Duty 6 Seriously, last one I swear
• Call of Duty 7 Anti-Christ Warfare
• Call of Duty 7 How fucking many are there warfare
• Tom Clancy's Call of Duty 8 The End of WWIII's EndWar of Wars
• Call of Duty 9 WHAT? IT'S STILL GOING?
• Call of Duty 10 The Endless Streem of Cum
• Call of Duty 10 Not another call of duty game

[edit] Call of Duty 4

[edit] Single Player

You start as a S.A.S.S (Special Assholes Sex Service) recruit in Britain. You are trained by Gaz, and then Captain Price who further trains you to jump down a rope and complete a very annoying fake cargo ship ting. Even if you do it perfectly he congratulates you with a "Your a fag not the best you piece of shit get over here before I blow your fukin brains out your rectum hole," and you follow him over to a random screen that doesn't do anything.

Next Mission you go on the real cargo ship mission with stunning graphics and sound. The cargo ship then gets attacked by enemy jets and you fall over dramatically. An emotional scene takes place here, where Captain Price pulls you up, gives you a sissy slap and calls you a fukin n00b for falling down n stuffs. Everyone then lolz at you, leaves you there and runs to the evacuation zone. You manage to find it in the last second and jump on the helicopter, your hands manage to grab the back of the heli. But Gaz, being the asshole he is, steps on your hand and you fall. Just when you thought all hope was lost and you need to restart the mission, Superman appears, catches you and puts you back on the helicopter. You land a big kick on Gaz's groin and the mission ends.

Kind of disturbing.

Oh, you do get to be the Saudi-Arabia President er sumtin and you get assassinated. wiptydoo

After a few missions as Soap Mcwashurhands, and Paul Jackson, you go into a flashback and take control of Captain Price (Lieutenant in the flashback) during WWII in Pripyat fighting the Germans dressed up as Russians. You have to assassinate Hitler (dressed up as an ugly guy named Zakhaev) with a big sniper rifle together with Captain MacMellan, but you miss, blowing his arm off(even if you shoot him dead in the face). MacMillan gets pissed at you and says the word "fuck" so loud a helicopter spots you. MacMillan then orders you to shoot the heavily armored helicopter with your weak-ass sniper rifle while he rappels down the building. Gosh what a bastard! Soon, you fire a sniper bullet so nicely timed, that it deflects the incoming hellfire back to the helicopter. The helicopter explodes, but not before firing all its remaining weapons at you. :(

You quickly grab hold of MacMillan's rappel and start descending to evade the huge explosion taking place up there. While you are descending, MacMillan keeps calling you names, like douchebag, motherfucker etc. A piece of debris lands beautifully on MacMillan's head, he lets go of the rappel and falls the remainder of the height. Ha! Serves him right!

Anyways after reaching the ground, you turn to a corner where a damn dog tries to bite your dick off. God I hate that dog. You go through the building but, unfortunately, another heli comes up from behind a building. You and MacMillan desperately shoot at it, but then the monster from Cloverfield comes out of no where, hits the helicopter, and leaves. The heli comes crashing down, sliding towards MacMillan! You run, like a pussy, while MacMillian has his whole body ripped up into tiny pieces. jk. He unfortunately survives by luck and you have to fukin carry his sorry ass all the way to the extraction.

[edit] Multiplayer

In Multiplayer, the more skilled you are, the more unfair the advantage you get

If you get killing sprees, you are given special skills to make the match even more unbalanced.

• 3 kills- UAVs (Uncensored Adult Video) which, after using, tends to make you aim a little lower...
• 5 kills- Airstrikes
• 7 kills- Helicopter with wallhack and aimbot
• 10 kills- Toothpick
• 25 kills- Barney the Dinosaur
• 50 kills- Gordon Freeman (thats right, you're Fuked now)
• 99 kills- Metal Gear REX
• 999 kills- Dicky the giant Dick monster
• 9001 kills- Chuck Norris

[edit] CoD World At War

no ITS NOT ABOUT FISH

CoD world at war has the simple tag line "War Like You've Never Experienced Before, Except in call of duty 4, the game which , 95% of people who have played this game have played, but if you're one of the 5% who havent played CoD4 and you havent played Cod 1,2 or 3 before and any medal of honour game or any other war bases FPS and have never been to a real war before then this might possibly just be war like you have never experienced it before, but probably not.

[edit] Single player (which has high paced action)

The 19th expansion of the Call of Duty series. It takes place in the Pacific and in Europe as the Americans and Russians. lots o people die and you see carnage and stuff. During this high paced action,

The High Paced Action!!!

yes, it has high paced action to a point of no return. dont know why I said that. Well, the high paced action includes scenes that are way to violent for a call of duty game, and cussing to no extent. Here is the definition of High paced action-

High Paced Action- high paced action is action that is pased to the point were it is high. That was the definition of High Paced Action.

Now, about the game- The game starts out when you are a pvt in the marines. you are dizzy, you look up and see a japanese guy looking at you. in the background you see a guy being beat with a stick and another guy jacking-off- uhum... I mean getting licked. not the licking kind of lick the punching kind of lick. you know, when you get beat up sometimes its called licking? anyhoo, the japanese guy gets up and walks over to the guy with the stick. he says sumthin and then the marine shoots sperm at him. wat? not sper... o... uhum... well... he spits blood at him. not... ha... anyway... the japanese guy get pissed, and puts burns the guy's balls with a cigarette- not his bal- oooooh. god i need to pay more attention to this game. His EYE with the cigarette. then the other japanese dude kills the guy with a knife. not a butterknife, that would be way to painful. Then, the guy is about to kill you, but he doesn't because he dies from a marine really randomly that was on a search and rescue mission. The Game is so high in paced action

Thats exclusivly the 1st level of-

Call of Duty World At War

[edit] Multiplayer

Multiplayer had to be fixed up to be played in World War II. For Example, instead of Helicopers, Airstrikes, and UAVs, there are these-

The Japanese release of the game saw various regional differences.

• 3 kill streak- Recon Plane
• 5 kill streak- Death Star strike (Only available if the Death Star is in range)
• 7 kill streak- Godzilla for the Japanese team and the Cloverfield Monster for the Marines.
• 10 kill streak- Your mom (May cause major glichs)
• 100 kill streak- Chuck Norris (Will kill everyone)
• 1,000 kill streak- lol cats are summoned and pwn everyone.
• 1,000,000 kill streak- Noob Storm (Noobs will come in and kill everyone)

Classes include MP40, Thompson, Type100, PPsh-41 and STG44. These seem to be the only classes that exist on World at War multiplayer.

Multiplayer now includes weapon upgrades like proton-canons and mini-nukes. These are rewarded at rank 103, and 104. Unlike the Call of Duty 4 multiplayer, you now can ride in vehicals, like the Tank Cat and the new Fuckaveel Zeplin, which shoots lightning bolts from Mel Gibson's arse.

Treyarch has recently released an update that is available for this game on Xbox Live Marketplace only. They claimed they forgot about the PS3. The update is for multiplayer only. The newest part is the Kill Streaks for the Japanese. When you get a 9-Kill streak, you may call in Jackie Chan. Whoever called in Jackie Chan gets to be him for a certain amount of time. Controversy arose as poeple claimed Jackie Chan was chinese, Treyarch responded by saying that they had thought he was actually Hawaiian, and that they deeply were sorry for eating everybody's Cheese Whiz.

The next major upgrade was the Noob Alert. When you are within 35 feet of a noob, a flashing red light goes off in the middle of your crosshair, and has been known to cause Photosensitive Seizures. If you are to be killed by the noob, you will have a 2365 minute respawn penalty. Your screen will flashed "YOU SHOULD GO BACK AND PLAY HALO" Multiple times.

[edit] Rumored Katana

Treyarch had planned to release a Katana into Call of Duty: World at War. The weapon failed to make it in the final cut (LOL!?!), because it was deemed to overpowering and offensive. Reason was because you yell BANZAI and then get shot by an SMG. Treyarch did not want to encourage the Japanese audience to run around with bayonets like their great, great, great, great, great, grant, grandfather did. Although, it was honorable and courageous, warfare had advance and now tactics are sitting and camping with M16s and calling in Tank Support and air strikes to win the war. To make up for it Treyarch added a new weapon called the Bowie Knife. But really someone just thought that the game was called, "Call of Duty: Civil War so Treyarch fails.

New Weapons Upgrades:

• Lag Switch - (invincible for a time, saves you from possibly electrocuting yourself with an actual lag switch (cool kids item, you will know if you play.))- Level 150
• Mini-Nuke Launcher - (yes, it is shaped like an ass)- level 104
• Proton Atachable Cannon - Level 103
• Hitler's Demise (A Mustache Shaped bayonet) - level 100
• Quad Damage
• Gandhi's Nose (A ball you put at the end of your gun) - level 93
• Attachable Chainsaw (Gears of War Chainsaw) - level 88
• Chief (Master Chief comes to fight with you for 60 sec.) - level 80
• Grapple (get to high places, fast! shaped like a penis) - level 75
• Furry Bunny (destracts the other players wile you kill them) - level 70
• Gangsters (Gang members roll up in their escalades and perform drive-bys...When you are japanese and use this the gang members are asian)-"level 69"
• Zombies! (zombies come to aid you) - level 65
• Torch (attachable flame-thrower) - level 60
• The Blob (makes a huge blob come out of nowere, it's white and smells like sex) -level 60
• Evil Laser Appature Apprentase ACOG Scope of DEATH! (ELAAASD Scope) - level 56
• Shoop Da Woop Monster (a monster that fires lazers comes to aid you) - level BWAAAAA... 50
• Cant Touch This (MC Hammer's Cant Touch This plays, confusing your opponites) - Level 45
• Hide And Seek (invisiblity cloak for 20 secs) - level 39
• Enemy Flare (ivisibale to flares) - level 30
• Flares (1 flare that makes dark areas light for 30 secs, can catch those that are masterbating) - level 20
• Big Gun (makes your gun unrealistakly big, and no, not your penis) - level 18
• Communist (turns the player's skin red) - level 16
• Sniper Handle Increasing Tracker (S.H.I.T upgrade) - level 15
• Halo Battle Rifle (Halo's Battle Rifle for use in Costume Weopans, sucks balls though) - level 13
• Knife (brutally kill your enemies with a butter knife) - level 10
• THE ALL POWERFULL DESTROYER OF ALL ENEMIES GUN! (makes the user 90% slower, range is decreased, accuracy is decreased, 90% damage decrease, lowers life every 2 seconds. What? Why dose it have such a good name? Well, You know that it sucks, but n00bs don't know that! :) - level 5

Thats all of the Upgrades in Call of Duty World At War.

[edit] Contibution to the World

The Call of Duty series has contributed a lot to this world, such as relisticly killing people and fun multiplayer that you experiance yelling at 12 year olds and cussing like you have never cussed before. the one thing that contributed the most is... ready?... is the last game of the series... Tom Clancy's Call of Duty 8 The End of WWIII's EndWar of Wars. This winner of over 80 (and a half) awards for extounding graphics and bullshit that could never happen far to complicated to go into right now, is the reason Infinity Ward is still around today.

[edit] Tom Clancy's Call of Duty 8 The End of WWIII's EndWar of Wars

Tom Clancy's Call of Duty 8 The End of WWIII's EndWar of Wars
Cover art of TCCoD8TEoWWIII'sEWoW
Developer	Infinity Wad and Red Storm Rising
Release Date	2012
Genre	Third Person Shooter/RTS/RPG/First Person Shooter
Platforms	Xbox 360, Playstation. Yes! no Wii!
Rating	M, for Mature.
Would Monica Lewinski play it?	You wish

Tom Clancy's Call of Duty 8 The End of WWIII's EndWar of Wars 23rd installment of the WWII/Modern hit franchise.

[edit] Production

Designers at Infinity Ward decided to get together with Red Storm to create the "Best Game Eva!"

Over 800 designers and craftsman worked night to day, to complete this game. The Director of Production, Peter Jackson, Had this to say-

"The last thing [I] remember [is] the last day, I got up in front my staff, looked at all of them, and said, ' My father once told me something, he said, Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which. ' That is how I managed all of you."

[edit] Plot

In the year 1914 bill gates has hired a crack assult team of Flaming Assed Girly Seamen or "FAGS" for short. There has been numerous attack on the Sphinx and bill gates A.K.A King Kobra has teleported back into the 13th century and needs the help of a homosexual elf called anthony and his she-man robot companion Mathew leung. They fight jaja binx in an epic battle between 'mentaly challenged' and 'retarted'. Many years after the fight, Anthony has lost his testicals in a knife fight with his mother and has started a new life as a robot-pirate-hooker-king and trys to over-throw the empire of 'Mapp Mapp' who has mutated into a half squid, half banana, half M16 and wants revenge for his fallen hero "Chun" (the hottest man alive.... even better than the guy who works at the fish shop... you know the guy...). The quote "Im sick of the motherfucking Mapp Mapps on this Motherfucking skateboard" which was made famous by Samuel L Jackson, enranges Mapp Mapp to.... FALCON PAWNCH him in the face at the final sequence in the game. **Spoilers** Potatoes have a large amount of carbohydrates in them... Se Yall...By.I.C.. >.>

This is a pre-sequal to Tom CLany's Endwar. The End of the World is here, and there is only one man that can save us... The Chosen One. You play as The Chosen One, that has to save the world from the Evil Villian.

Starts out in the Year 2089, all humans used up gas, and resorted to nuceular fule. The idea didn't last long when a man started to fill his gas tank up, lit a cigarette, and threw it on the ground. The explotion wiped out the entire city of LA. There was only one survivor, Samuel L Jackson!

Devistated by the news of his whole family dying, he ran away from the radiated areas of California, and joined the Military. during Medical evaluations in boot camp, the discovery superhuman abilities was, well, discovered. This is were the story takes off.

3 years later, and America is at war with Russia/Canada and England in WWX, The Endwar to end all wars.

[edit] Areas of Interest

There are 3 Fractions in the game are The Order of England, United Republic of America (URA), and Russian Republic/The United Canada pigs of Russia (UCpR). Also the Southern Heros of Intigrated Taiwan. But they are nutrual.

The Treaty of Boston, 2087, ended WWVIII (8), and gave up some land to the UK, even though America didnt like it (hell, you wouldnt like it eather...). In three, USA dicided to take back the west, and launched an attack. This is where the WWIX started. Russia just decided they wanted to go to war for fun. Wouldnt want to miss out, now.

USA in the year 2087, after the Treaty of Boston was signed by USA and the UK (also Russia, because they wanted to...)

[edit] Awards and Reviews