Cambodian Midget Fighting League
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The Cambodian Midget Fighting League is an ancient radical Catholic movement founded in France in 1738 by Yuri Gagarin, the first man to tame the monster from Loch Ness with an old-timey sage orange. He died shortly thereafter, after performing buttsecks with himself.
[edit] Purpose
The purpose of the league is to protect the sacred red pajamas of Pope Benedict_XVI. All league members are close personal friends with the Pope and call him Benny. Prior to 1839, league members were not allowed to perform sex with the Pope, but after the Treaty of Versailles, Cambodian Midgets were allowed a quick anal pop with Benny, provided they inserted only the head of their genitalia.
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