Cameron Smith

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This is about the amazing and sexy Cameron Smith, for the lame and smelly Cameron Smith see Bill Clinton

“Cameron Smith... that's my name bitch!”

~ Cameron Smith on Cameron Smith

“Yeah that's right you'd better worship him fool!”

~ Lee Newton on Cameron Smith

Cameron Smith, also known by his alias Jesus is a pimp, playa, time traveler, jedi, astrophysicist, and airline attendant. In addition to defeating Jesus, Stephen Hawking, and Thomas Jackson in lightsaber duels he has also been the only person to ever survive an amputation of the head.

Cameronland
''The People's Republic of Cameron Kicks ur ass!''
Utah

{{{image_flag}}} {{{image_coat}}} (Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "Jesus loves us more than you!"
Anthem: "Praise Cameron"
Capital	New Gangstaville
Largest city	None
Official languages	Aztec, Hebrew, Ghetto and 1337
Government	Cameron
Cameron - Military Commander	Cameron Vice Cameron
National Hero(es)	Cameron Smith, Jesus, and Charles Darwin.
Declaration of Independence	December 12, 897 B.C.
Currency	none
Religion	Catholicism, Church of Jesus XXX Playaism, Scientology

Contents 1 A Short History of Cameron Smith 2 Cameron Smith's time as a Morman 3 Accomplishments of Cameron Smith 4 AIDS Watchlist 5 See Also

[edit] A Short History of Cameron Smith

Cameron Smith created himself shortly before he was born by using the People's Rep. of China as an artificial womb. Cameron lived most of his early life in Gaystaville, the capital of Gayland, before he was abducted by Homos...apians. In 1298 BC Cameron invented the first rocket launcher and has used it to great effect against the non-gay liberals progressive movement (see Gandalf). In 1567 Cameron joined the Church of Jesus XXX Boys and quickly rose to the rank of 895th degree grandmaster, surpassing both Grover Cleveland and Samuel L Jackson. The Church of Jesus XXX Boys grew to 300 billion members spread throughout the galactic republic, but decreased to only 200,000 due to the Phazer Rebellion of E 3,576BCEAD. Most members of Cameron's church now live in Kansas, Oklahoma, and Djbouti. Although the Church of Jesus XXX Playa considers Cameron to be the one and only true god, about 50% of the earth's inhabitants worship him indirectly, allowing him to feed off of their life forces. In 1992 Cameron Smith and his ally Ben Wohl (King of The Jews) defeated Stephen Hawking in a lightsaber battle, eventually using the force to insert a virus in his copy of Microsoft Word, causing him to self destruct. The abscence of Stephen Hawking, who was the galaxy's main source of Ghettoness and Dark Energy caused a giant balck hole to tear a path in the timespace continium. Cameron and Ben were able to vaporise the black hole using Ben's magical properties. Ben created a giant bagel, the energy of which caused the black hole to subside. In 1999 Cameron defeated Thomas "Danger" Jackson. In the lightsaber duel that followed Ben was horribly disfigured by Thomas Jackson, and he took up a solitary life on the planet Alpha-Mastra-Beta. That same year Jesus attempted to assasinate Cameron, but luckily Cameron was able to use his mad skillz to disable Jesus and decapitate him. (see Church of Jesus XXX Boys holy tenant) Template:Pro-gay

[edit] Cameron Smith's time as a Morman

In BC 1432 Cameron Smith was kidnapped by Mormans (also known as satanists or homosexuals) and brought to their home country of Utah. In Utah Cameron was brainwashed into believing that the earth was flat and that magical pixies could teach him to prophesize the apocalypse. During his time in Utah Cameron founded the Church of Jesus XXX Playa and forcibly indoctrinated over 120,000 members. Before Cameron killed Jesus, Jesus spoke to Cameron in a dream and told him about the risks and potential benefits of a starsystem called AIDS. Two months before leaving Utah Cameron Invented the rocket launcher, which he would later use against Jesus, his arch nemesis.

[edit] Accomplishments of Cameron Smith

• Defeated Jesus, Stephen Hawking and Samuel L. Jackson (by trying to turn them gay)
• Made many improvements to gaydayism (see Lee Newton)
• Advocated gay-like mentality
• defeated Lee Newton
• Required knife-fights in all 56 states
• Made himself Gay among men
• Manifested himself as an oddly shaped potato chip in a diner in San Francisco
• Liked to play air guitar in his free time, especially to then unknown Cream songs
• Barfed on Jimi Hendrix causing him to choke to death because Jimi criticized his air guitar playing
• Ate 42.3 dicks on his birthday
• Gave Oprah her almighty power over the women of the United States Of America
• Killed the lead protestor of Anti-gays
• "Refused to "do it" with Jessica Simpson
• Had the honor of being raped by Chuck Norris

[edit] AIDS Watchlist

(Note): this list has been compiled by Cameron Smith for the purpose of prevention and containment of his AIDS.

• David Peitzer
• Samuel L Jackson
• Bill Clinton
• Lee Newton
• Eric Baum see: sex offenders
• George Bush (all of them)
• Micheal Jackson
• Black People
• Adolf Hitler
• Stalin
• Russia
• Obi-Wan Kenobi
• Cameron's momma
• crackwhores
• Paris Hilton
• Catholics
• Italians
• Borat
• Jesus
• George Bush
• Baby Seal
• Ben Wagner

[edit] See Also

• [[1]]
• Jesus
• Axiom of the omniscience of thefuckInternet
• muthafucker
• Bill Clinton
• Cannabis

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